Sunday, January 23, 2011

A Box of Chocolate Caramels

Last Recap....#random but...have you been tested?


They just like crack...I'm addicted to em...

 @ Cloud 9
the force was with us and it was quite successful
1) free parking
2) free entrance
3) free Moet
4) VIP with the #goons
5) SWAG!


Bootleg VIP sign....we ain't that fancy -_-



Got Swag? 

#2011 why are you my favorite trending topic? It's just the beginning and has yet to reach the end. Every new year starts over and the saying goes, "out with the old and in with the new" well...I feel like the old is resurrecting itself...but I just can't seem to let it go so easily...this is what I wanted right?

Friday, January 7, 2011

It's Countless B...

I'm so new to this...or am I?
#dahwell I like the attention
it's #getchose what you people call it?
smh that phrase will die in Jesus name...oh yeah take "swaggy" with you too
words like that don't deserve suffixes on the end
#2010 remix

Now fellas are you gettin' up?


"Gettin' Up"--->Q-Tip

"It's a rat race and always for a girl 
And most scavengers have found the pretty pearl 
It's for the faint of heart who never get enough 
Gotta get tough, buckle em up, we call em duds"

That was so easy to say...wonder if guys really feel/think this way....is it your time to get up sir?

I can't get enough of this jam....how can you sleep on a veteran like Q?!
google Tribe Called Quest and you give me 5 reasons why you should (waits for replies)........
.......ehhh didn't think so -_-

I realized I don't really have a musical preference shit I still jam the Bee Gees HAHA
even if I don't fuck with the lyrics...the beat better kick ass!

Currently in the slab:
1) My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy-Kanye West
2) random mix tapes '80-'10
3) Teflon Don-Rozay

What's in yours?

I fuck with #2011 already, got a few things accomplished:
1) Gilly Hicks member
2) account in the positive #beautiful--->just in time for school
3) panty raid at Gilly...well meaning undie shopping
4) smh Clarice has done it again...(insider) shiiiii respect my conglomerate



My uniform consist of:
1) pajama shorts
2) a tank which I really do try to keep "my girls" intact LOL
3) a cardigan
4) flip flops :)
I ain't walk out the house like that though and even if I did...you gon' sign my damn check?


#epicmoment: "WTF ARE U WEARING SLORE!" -Wando 






I spent $37 on 24 pairs of panties and lingerie today! WOO-HOO!
40% off plus clearance!!! Oh so you thought I wasn't a bargain shopper (slaps you vigorously)
Vicky Secret don't have hands for Gilly's sweet deals

So I was driving today and I was thinking...and made this up in my head...

A boy is your little brother
A young man is your friend
A guy is your significant other
A man is yours to the end....

See the cycle?


#pictureoftheweek 
Ladies should really practice being camera whores :)


Saturday, January 1, 2011

"NA NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE!" #2010memories

2010 was quite a year and NOT my favorite, but lemme tell you how I fixed it :)

Early 2010, I was on that 808's and Heartbreak type shitttt for the first time...so you know what I did... 

I gave a toast to the douche bags

for the assholes...
follow her----->@nanabuadu

and the scum bags everyone of them that I know
...(by the way...umm that aint water -_-)

baby I ran away as FAST as I could


Happy Cup specially made for Clarice @ an bachelorette party...they knew exactly who to save it for haha

After all that runnin, guess what I found? 
SHIIII A COUPLE BAD BITCHES THATS WHAT!!!
@ichythysfaith @deadartsociety @WifeyMaterialEO @_kemo_ @imgoodnewz 

@HuttoLove
@imgoodnewz @only4minor @nanabuadu @GoDJFuFuStick

@OTCGChrissyJ

@imgoodnewz @only4minor
@RillAsTheyCome @marierosewrites
@_ChamiiMAC

@JayneEhinmoro 

@kansolaadeo

1) they taught me the steps on how to be bout that lifffeeeeeee
(in case your wondering...that aint me in the stripes -_-)

2) arch my back -__________-

3) #WORK

4) Party & Bullshit

5) and love them UNCONDITIONALLY...they may be ugly as hell but somebody's got to tell em right? 

those were the 5 steps that mended my heart back together


2010 was a year for friendships. I found out the meaning of friends. Each and every one of my friends have a certain trait that I like and attached too. Their all different human beings and very different from who I used to be friends with in high school. LOL! This bond we have is something special like, we don't have to talk to each other everyday to know that we are friends. I can honestly say if we didn't speak in 10 years but they called the 11th year...I would be there. What makes them special also is the fact that I hate and love to be around them. 
I learned to appreciate what I have rather than what I lost...yes this year started off plexy with me, but everything happens for a reason. In 2010, I can definitely say I've never drank so much in my entire LIFE...that drank gave me lifeeeeeeeee. You wouldn't think I had pain, hurt, or anything going on...but that's the image I was trying to show....never let em' see you sweat. "through ALL things, we thank Him" keyword: ALL not 1, 2, or 3, but ALL. You know how everyone says every year is THEIR year...well yeah I'm saying it too...but for some reason I'm expecting the unexpected. Love life again Clarice? UMM....you never know with me :) I'm keeping all comments and sidenotes to myself and when "he" reveals himself is when "he" reveals himself. Point, blank, period. I just hope he's ready for me. One thing I stayed away from was ever fixing my lips to say "NIGGAS AINT SHIT" -________- my answer to females that say that is STFU!!! I refuse to give up on love or someone having the privilege/opportunity on loving me because of one small fuck up...that's just ratchet and childish. Just like females don't understand boys, honestly they'll never understand us #kanyeshrug 
It didn't take me till October 2010 to realize I was very childish LOL...yes my 21st birthday when I became legal. Realest church service was back in October, the Sunday ending my birthday extravaganza, Pastor Joel Osteen simply said "Let It Go" it's simple but shit alot of us can't do it. I learned sometimes your least favorite moments are the best teachers. I had TOO much pride sometimes I couldn't sleep at night. See we're quick to point fingers and say who's right and wrong, but NO one wants to be the bigger person and say "I'm sorry." Grudges suck so I broke it and I felt like a million bucks! Tomorrow is NEVER promised. 
Now as for 2011 goes...NO I'm not making any changes/promises about myself so sue me? I'm NEVER gonna stop cussing..I tried that and the shit just don't work ladies and gentleman...once a potty mouth ALWAYS a potty mouth. I honestly can stop if I wanted to. Believe it or not...people, everyday actions, and my family make me cuss! NEW YEARS resolutions are for SUCKAS!!! Only thing I can change everyday in 2011 is my underwear and that's because I have NO choice so...yeah OVERALL 2010 gets 10 stars regardless because I pulled through regardless of what I went through or overcame this year...IT WAS A BLESSING! PEACE TO THE MOST HIGH GOD and everyone I shared it with.

I'm not gon lie...I do want to work on being patient but shit my tolerance ain't talkin' bout it so when it's ready my patience will be too HAHA! 

Shoutouts to the following events of 2010:
-Nana Surprise Party
-TX State/UTSA Weekend April '10
-South Padre '10
-Kech's Surprise Party
-Olu's "Surprise Party" LOL
-KO Photography follow---->@kOnwu my nigga!
-My 21st Birthday

oh yeah...follow the goons :) 

HAPPY NEW YEARS PUNKINS! #BYE!

I just had to point this out LMFAO!!! Favorite 2011 status on FB
"If we textin tonight at 11:59PM and it get to 12:01AM and i aint text u back, that mean i left u in 2010..." -Lech